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Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Posted by:long_knife.
Time:1:05 pm.
Bomb scare at East Croydon right now...all sealed off. Thank god I don't have to go home through there anymore...
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 3 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Subject:More YooToob Croydon Madness Innit
Posted by:maximan.
Time:11:14 am.
Mood: weird.
Should you pay for your first date in Croydon?

Hint: Only if you think there is a chance of getting laid.

Followed by a beautiful little ditty entitled, "We Know You're From Croydon"
Comments: you got merked!.

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Posted by:maximan.
Time:7:47 pm.
Mood: quixotic.
Spotted by clementine79 today... does the grey background in this video look familiar? ;-)



Who knew Croydon could be so much fun?
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 6 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Posted by:biro.
Time:10:10 pm.
A POST!

Anyone done anything exciting in Croydon recently?

Anyone got mugged recently?

Anyone actually found clubbing in Croydon at all interesting?

I was with a friend not-so recently in Selson and a bunch of rudebois surrounded us and nicked all his stuff. Exceptm later on, we were walking back home, and we bumped into them again. And they gave him back his stuff. HOW RARE!
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 1 boy from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

Posted by:mysticheaven.
Time:1:16 am.
Mood: ever so slightly proud.

I don't know if this has already been posted, but I found it rather amusing:
100 things we didn't know this time last year...
Well, #91 at least. Go us! That is, if it's true. I can believe it.

Comments: Oi bruv, i got 2 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Subject:MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Posted by:leylinepromo.
Time:4:34 pm.
THE FIRST REMIX NIGHT OF 2007 LOOKS LIKE THIS:

LIVE:

METRONOMY

GOOSE

DEVIL'S GUN

THEOFFICERS


GUEST DJS:

SOUTH CENTRAL

SLIM JIM

HOSTED BY XFM THE REMIX'S EDDY TEMPLE MORRIS


Friday 19th January @ Cargo, 83 Rivington Street, London, EC2
Doors 9pm-3am

Tickets £10 from www.ticketweb.co.uk
£8 guestlist available from www.leylinepromotions.com

For all details see www.myspace.com/theremix



x-posted
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 1 boy from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Posted by:cuppykate.
Time:3:29 am.
There is a lack of croydon images on the internet, So I request you all post pictures of croydon! YES!


on another note... is anyone else really horribly anxious of going in on a busy day? I hate the people half walking half looking at phones while you need to get somewhere and you gotta weave in and out of the groups of people and try not to trip over someones kid before crashing into some random person who decides to stop suddenly!

ROAR!
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 13 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Friday, October 6th, 2006

Posted by:shutter_orgasm.
Time:11:27 pm.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 3 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Friday, May 12th, 2006

Subject:The George in Croydon
Posted by:r_ach.
Time:4:19 pm.
We sat in the family area; we wasn't buying alcohol yet when we go to order the food we get asked for ID despite the fact we wasnt even asking for alcohol or considering asking for alcohol. Its a Wetherspoons pub, yet the Julian Huxley in Selsdon allows a group of 17 year old's to sit in there and eat. The George in Croydon now officially sucks.

Gah do all these places just want us to hang out in McDonalds like the rest of the underage Croydon malarkey. Gays. 
And wtf at the Hare Krishna's outside Virgin (again) last week?
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 9 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Posted by:electric_kiss17.
Time:10:53 pm.
Good lord,this community has quite exploded when I wasnt looking!

But enough of the chit chat ,I shall get directly roundabout straight to the point.

Lat week as I got on the T33 bus to go home after a long day's work in the joyous Whitgift Centre which has exactly no natural light in any of it's shops,a bizarre,shocking and amusing thing happened.

I had got on the bus at West Croydon,(because I is hard and can stand the tough shiznit coz I is from Croydon (SouthSide homie)),and we were just pulling into the visual dlights of East Croydon's multi coloured bus shelters when a chav of the highest order (fully complete with Burberry cap and matching hoe),decided to freak our female bus driver out by seeing if he could jump out in front of the bus as it pulled away.

What this unfortunate excuse for a person forgot....was that his brain is still back at ape stage development and his reactions aren't quite as shap as they should be.

The bus hit him.Whoooooooooooooooosh,he flew forward about 3 feet in the air,still managed to land on his feet but the bus made enough of a thud to know he must be in some degree of pain and had some kind of injury.

But being from the fine town of Croydon,was this chav deterred?No,not he.

This fine example of our town's breeding actually considered being hit by a bus HIS triumph,because he had managed to freak the bus driver out.Now you know that you're not all therewhen being hit head on by a bus means you've won.

God bless Croydon
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 3 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Subject:Engineering Firms
Posted by:hmmm_tea.
Time:11:18 pm.
Does anyone know of any Engineering firms in the Croydon area?
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 3 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Monday, March 6th, 2006

Subject:A wonderful slice of perfect gigosity...
Posted by:humanoid_isomer.
Time:10:49 pm.
Mood: chipper.

From Riddle Me This Promotions, we present:
Read more...Collapse )

Comments: Oi bruv, i got 2 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

Posted by:r_ach.
Time:1:25 pm.
I know they're from Bromley but I'm sure they could use the support of Croydon people as well!

http://www.myspace.com/youngstanley

the song's catchy and we all gotta love abit of national pride!
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 1 boy from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Subject:DOES YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLES?
Posted by:biro.
Time:12:26 pm.
I found these photos on the PhotoMe booths in Allders, Croydon.

Binge drinkingCollapse )

This set of photos is by far the weirdest. Observe:Collapse )
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 4 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Subject:Primark.
Posted by:pink_weasel.
Time:12:58 am.
Mood: curious.
Is it open yet?
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 5 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

Posted by:maximan.
Time:1:54 pm.
"The Home Office is investigating a claim that immigration officials have granted visas to foreign nationals in exchange for sex."

BBC News Article

Dammit, I was just about to pose as a foreign national as well... now I'm going to have to go without.
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 5 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Posted by:r_ach.
Time:1:27 pm.
Bomb scare in Croydon yesterday; evacuate the Whitgift QUICKLY.


..sorry...am I meant to think the Whitgift exploding is a bad thing?
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 5 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

Subject:Now we know what exterminated Littlewoods...
Posted by:pink_weasel.
Time:8:43 pm.
In the window of Allders on Thursday...

http://www.stevepugh.net/lettice_pics/Daleks.gif

Cross posted to my journal.
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 4 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

Subject:Merry xmas
Posted by:adam_uk.
Time:11:48 pm.
Mood: cheerful.
Happy xmas to all croydon people =)
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 6 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

Posted by:happyamputee.
Time:2:48 pm.
Croydon's apparently considered the 10th best place in Britan to shop now :|
Comments: Oi bruv, i got 22 boys from my crew round the corner, gimmie your phone or we'll bash you up! | you got merked!.

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